13 December 2007

Little Known Facts about The Dulcinea

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dulcinea!

  1. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Dulcinea.
  2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Dulcinea.
  3. The colour of Dulcinea is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Dulcinea!
  5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Dulcinea.
  6. Dulcinea cannot swim.
  7. Reindeer like to eat Dulcinea!
  8. Dulcineaolatry is the mindless worship of Dulcinea!
  9. Dulcinea has 118 ridges around the edge.
  10. Research indicates that Dulcinea will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
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