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Little Known Facts about The Dulcinea
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for Dulcinea.
- In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Dulcinea.
- The colour of Dulcinea is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Dulcinea!
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Dulcinea.
- Dulcinea cannot swim.
- Reindeer like to eat Dulcinea!
- Dulcineaolatry is the mindless worship of Dulcinea!
- Dulcinea has 118 ridges around the edge.
- Research indicates that Dulcinea will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
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